Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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