Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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