all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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