well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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