can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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