She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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