life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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