I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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