remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we're making bets on your personal life
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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