shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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