Life is so much better after having sex.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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