Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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