Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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