We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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