No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Thank you for not boning my boss.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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