White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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