It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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