So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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