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Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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