are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We are all done wearing pants today
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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