On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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