He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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