i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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