2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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