Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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