I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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