I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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