it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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