Your tits are I can't wait for
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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