That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize