Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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