this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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