FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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