Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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