just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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