Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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