How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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