He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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