are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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