I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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