haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
