He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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