If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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