Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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