It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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