I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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