I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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