Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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