So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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