Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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