Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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