would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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