Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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