That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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