I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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